legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:

Gandalf has a big nose.
Elrond dresses like a girl.
The Hobbits are so hairy, it makes me want to hurl.

Eowyn thinks shes all that.
But Aragorn hates her so.
I hate you Gimli oh-so-much I dont even think you know.

You wear a stupid helmet.
And a stupider fighting axe.
And stupidest of all is your bush beard: stupidest to the max.

Love Legolasbestandprettiest. Greenleaf.

Legolas is oh so pretty
As he goes along his merry way
And so it is such a pitty
That once he is here, he is here to stay.

Dancing, prancing, twirling about
That elf knows naught of real men’s cares
All he does is frown and pout
When one suggests he does his share.

At least I respect my elders,
At least I know a king
While you just point and laugh
At every glorious thing